help I only like people who don’t like me
help I need a haircut
help I read a spoiler
help I am tired of my wardrobe
help I don’t know which political party to belong to
help I don't need help
help I am not sunburned
help I'm rebellious
help I am not sunburned
help I'm rebellious
help I'm bored centennial
help I'm bored centennial
help I don't know what religion I am
help I want to learn another language
help I don't want to die
help I'm losing
help I'm bored III
help I am giggly
help I want to help someone again
help I want to do something naughty
help I can’t chew gum because I’m wearing braces
help I loosed my pet bird
help I'm asexual
help I don’t know if I’m depressed / color blind
help I don't know the time / who wrote the Iliad
help I have a goldfish that doesn't like me
help I don't know how to dance
help I feel fat
help I want to quit smoking
help I don't know what soda to drink
help I've never been to the grand canyon
help I think too highly of myself
Help I am going balds
Help I don't know what newgrass is
Help I don't know what newgrass is
Help I'm hairy
Help I can't see the back of my head
I need a hobby
I am bored
I am afraid of clowns
I want to be an interior decorator
I'm gullible
I'm lonely
Help I can't find my key
Help I don't know how to use stripes
Help I want to be dominated
Help I can't draw
Help I want to help someone
Help I am involved in a gang
Help I don't like this
Help I am in a bad mood
I want to say something to someone
I am worried about the future
I am worried about my penis size
I am not funny
I’m nervous about the swine flu
I'm racist
Help I can't remember what my dream was
I hate my job
I am addicted to the internet
I feel excluded
I don't know what to be for Halloween
I don't know which tattoo to have
I don't have any customers
I have a song stuck in my head
I don't know what to name my dog
I am over stimulated
I am unhappy with the life I am living
I'm too nice
I want to meet a celebrity
I can't find an item
I have trouble talking to men/women
I'm sad
I'm always wrong
I'm involved in a long distance romance
I'm scared
I have ants in my pants
I don't like my eyebrows
I have no purpose
I need a vacation
I've never been kissed
I don't know what I want
I am ugly
I'm being followed by a dog
I'm a prude
I love someone who doesn't love me
I don't know what to wear
I'm horny
I'm shy
I don't know if I am gay
I don't know what to do for my birthday
I'm curious
I have ghosts
I'm dumb
I have too much money
I don't know where I am
I'm bored
I'm illiterate
I'm topless
I'm lonely
I have to buy a gift for someone
I forgot someone's name
I feel old
I feel aggresive
I'm not familiar with Alessandro Moreschi
I'm homesick
I'm drunk
I'm evil
I'm involved in an affair
I'm not sure which fork to use
I need help but the help I need is not available here
