Help my cell phone is stuck in my vagina!

  1. get pregnant and then get the baby to pass it to you.

  2. All you need is for someone to call it and you’ll eventually your body will get it out for you.

  3. Why is it up there? Just pull it out?

  4. Have you tried tuning it off then back on again?

  5. i can assist in cell phone retrieval, what is your location

  6. try a quiff

  7. Put it on vibrate. Call yourself. Idk.

  8. Help the person who needs help here…

  9. Titties.

  10. maybe if you put a saddle on it

  11. that is definitely a problem

  12. Get pregnant and let the babby pass it to you

  13. Gently pull on it and wiggle it back and forth until you can pull it out

  14. Hopefully it’s on vibrate?

  15. Submitted by Howard SchumanIt is inappropriate at this time to be asnikg for comments about your draft visioning statement, which was supposed to be the original topic of the May 22 public meeting but was never discussed in open forum. Regarding the content and wording, you are for all practical purposes asnikg the general public to operate in a vacuum, without any explanation by yourselves as to what you believe the statement implies.Are you suggesting by your language in the comment form that if people do not respond to it in one of the several ways that you suggested, that it signals their tacit acceptance of your draft visioning statement and there will be no revisions to the statement as appropriate and that there will be no future, widely advertised, public meetings, similar to the May 22 meeting in order to discuss it?The vision statement should reflect the general consensus of the community at large. Housing issues and increased business and commercial development as well as creation of additional hamlets have placed at the bottom of community priorities. The final vision statement should reflect that.Regarding the May 22 meeting, the term diversity of housing had been added to the previously published list of goals without prior notice being given to the public. This along with the Comprehensive Plan Committee’s failure to define what they mean by the term makes it a difficult item for people to comment on effectively.Furthermore, there is a difference between what a community envisions for itself and a list of items that may be looked at at some point as part of the comprehensive plan process. It is clear that diversity of housing is not a widely held community vision. While it may be something that is looked at in some point as part of the overall process it does not belong in the vision statement. It should be removed.Howard Schuman

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  18. STOP TEXTING ME

  19. lol

  20. lol first of all do some kegal exercises then squat and jump up that should help a little then get a spoon and spoon it out! good luck

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