help® hereby pledges to never anthropomorphize your mucus. Introducing:

I've never
been kissed

I don't want to
clean up my mess

I'm involved
in a gang

I feel fat

I can't chew gum because I have braces

I lost my key

I don't know
if I am gay

gibberish
chest congestion

I want to buy
help®'s products

thinking

I want my cat to
be a cover model

I'm bored 3

I'm always
wrong

in general

commercial

I'm racist

I don't know if
I am depressed/
colorblind

I'm illiterate

I forgot my
password

I am worried
about my
penis size

I don't know
what to do
for my birthday

I want to learn another language

contacts

I forgot someone's name

I need a dream recommendation 1

I'm stuck
in a rut

I need a dream recommendation 2

I need a dream recommendation 3

I have ghosts

store locator

I have writer's block

I'm bored 2

I'm over-
stimulated

I am in a
bad mood

press

I want to buy
help® elsewhere

I have no
purpose

I'm bored

packaging

chaos

enormity

I don't know what soda to drink

similarity